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How much of your teenage life have you messed up?

[X] gotten detention (every day for three years)
[X] gotten a phone taken away in class (actually, it was my parent's camcorder. I done got beat for that)
[X] gotten suspended (1-3 per year, usu)
[X] gotten caught chewing gum (oh hell yeah)
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test (why? I have a brain...)

Total so far: 4

[X] arrived late to class more than 5 times (nobody looks forward to boredom, do they?)
[X] didnt do homework over 5 times (it was insulting to me)
[X] turned at least 3 projects in late (couldn't afford supplies.)
[X] missed school just because you felt like it (i went to the creek instead.)
[X] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class (i hyperventilated too)

Total So Far: 9

[ ] got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school (yeah right!)
[X] text people during class (email actually)
[X] passed notes (put it in a book, dummy!)
[X] threw stuff across the room (books, chairs, students)
[X] laughed at the teacher (ask a stupid question...)

Total So Far : 13

[X] been in a fight at school, fist, verbal (did both, lots)
[X] took pictures during school hours (with a video camera)
[X] called someone during school hours
[X] listened to ipod, cd, etc during school hours (my headphones saved my life)

Total So Far : 17

[X] threw something at the teacher (just a book)
[X] went outside the classroom without permission (i will not pee my pants! you wait for the damn bell))
[X] broke the dress code (wore my tie on my head and rolled my slacks up)
[X] failed a class (apparently, you have to show up for those)
[X] ate food during class (a bento bowl of chicken and rice)

Total So Far : 22

[X] gotten a call from school (many many times)
[X] couldnt go on a field trip cause you behaved badly (the mikado!)
[X] didnt take your stuff to school (my dog ate it)
[X] stuck up finger when the teacher was not looking (and while they looked, too.)
[X] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear you (I was speaking directly at them.)

Total So Far : 27

[X] faked your parents signature (impeccable)
[X] slept in class (every damn day)
[X] cursed at teacher (more than once!)
[ ] copied homework (actually, I punched somebody for trying to copy me)
[X] got in trouble with the principal (I called him a fascist racist Yankee pigdog.)

Total So Far : 31


*Multiply by 3*
Repost as "I messed up X% of my teenage life"

I found this meme on 's page and had to fill it out. Life isn't easy when you're smart, poor, and pissed off. With every fiber of my being I defy thee! Also check out 's honorable 75% rating.

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