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I Messed Up 93% Of My Teenage Life

Journal Entry: Fri May 9, 2008, 2:10 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Watership Down
  • Reading: kyra's book
  • Watching: Shrek 2
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nutrasystem.
  • Drinking: Earl Grey
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:bulletred: How much of your teenage life have you messed up?

[X] gotten detention (every day for three years)
[X] gotten a phone taken away in class (actually, it was my parent's camcorder. I done got beat for that)
[X] gotten suspended (1-3 per year, usu)
[X] gotten caught chewing gum (oh hell yeah)
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test (why? I have a brain...)

Total so far: 4

[X] arrived late to class more than 5 times (nobody looks forward to boredom, do they?)
[X] didnt do homework over 5 times (it was insulting to me)
[X] turned at least 3 projects in late (couldn't afford supplies.)
[X] missed school just because you felt like it (i went to the creek instead.)
[X] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class (i hyperventilated too)

Total So Far: 9

[ ] got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school (yeah right!)
[X] text people during class (email actually)
[X] passed notes (put it in a book, dummy!)
[X] threw stuff across the room (books, chairs, students)
[X] laughed at the teacher (ask a stupid question...)

Total So Far : 13

[X] been in a fight at school, fist, verbal (did both, lots)
[X] took pictures during school hours (with a video camera)
[X] called someone during school hours
[X] listened to ipod, cd, etc during school hours (my headphones saved my life)

Total So Far : 17

[X] threw something at the teacher (just a book)
[X] went outside the classroom without permission (i will not pee my pants! you wait for the damn bell))
[X] broke the dress code (wore my tie on my head and rolled my slacks up)
[X] failed a class (apparently, you have to show up for those)
[X] ate food during class (a bento bowl of chicken and rice)

Total So Far : 22

[X] gotten a call from school (many many times)
[X] couldnt go on a field trip cause you behaved badly (the mikado!)
[X] didnt take your stuff to school (my dog ate it)
[X] stuck up finger when the teacher was not looking (and while they looked, too.)
[X] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear you (I was speaking directly at them.)

Total So Far : 27

[X] faked your parents signature (impeccable)
[X] slept in class (every damn day)
[X] cursed at teacher (more than once!)
[ ] copied homework (actually, I punched somebody for trying to copy me)
[X] got in trouble with the principal (I called him a fascist racist Yankee pigdog.)

Total So Far : 31


*Multiply by 3*
Repost as "I messed up X% of my teenage life"

I found this meme on :iconcrissey:'s page and had to fill it out. Life isn't easy when you're smart, poor, and pissed off. With every fiber of my being I defy thee! Also check out :iconinabsentia:'s honorable 75% rating.

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  • Personal Quote: Skee-dat doo dat diddly day.
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~Rosethorn-Halo:iconRosethorn-Halo: 16 hours 30 minutes ago
Thanks yourself!

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: 2 days 3 hours ago
Welcome welcome! Thanks for stopping by!

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: 2 days 3 hours ago
you are most welcome! Thank you for visiting!

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~jkutianski:iconjkutianski: 3 days 9 hours ago
Thanks for the :+fav:
~yosmic:iconyosmic: 3 days 15 hours ago
hi!

thanks for the fave!

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: 3 days 19 hours ago
you're welcome! Thanks for stopping by. ^__^

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~theredphantom:icontheredphantom: 5 days 11 hours ago
:icontheredphantom: :iconfaveplz:

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: May 6, 2008, 9:28:24 AM
you are also welcome!

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: May 6, 2008, 9:27:54 AM
you are welcome!

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~venompoison:iconvenompoison: Apr 26, 2008, 4:05:30 PM
thanks for the favorite :blowkiss:

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~hitodama:iconhitodama: Apr 11, 2008, 8:33:54 AM
Hahaha! Nice. Get to buildin'. ;-p

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: Apr 2, 2008, 10:17:51 PM
Ah well, like Mark Twain once said, "Put all your eggs in one basket, but WATCH THAT BASKET!" Of course, he also said that saying about living like we're never going to die, dancing like nobody's watching, loving like we've never been hurt, and all that.

I would like to say that my curiosity has never gotten the best of me in a long distance relationship, but I'd be lying. It makes you wonder, though. I was pursued, so of course, I couldn't say no. I was a huge nerd in high school, but I was whoever I wanted to be in college. But when a woman is pursued, is there a nerdy part of them that is somehow glad about it? It is taken for granted that women aren't held up to the same standards as men, but deep down, I think they just don't want men to know how much they are like them. It's like a conspiracy, a trade-off for being born with delicate bodies. Hm. I think I've just unraveled the feminine mystique. Now, to build a pyramid!

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~hitodama:iconhitodama: Mar 31, 2008, 8:35:39 AM
Hahaha...

That was once my intention...

But puppy love can rarely be more than its beginnings. The long-distance nature of things put a strain on us both, and her curiosity got the better of her. (That's a nice way of saying she cheated on me three times.) ;) Not exactly the sort I want to settle down with.

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~AnimeMystic:iconAnimeMystic: Mar 21, 2008, 11:55:57 PM Mood: Sadness
AWWW NOOOO! ...and i just moved back from Florida :( totaly wrong..anyhow work n what.. 4hrs... sleep lol nightnight~!!!

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: Mar 21, 2008, 11:54:37 PM
i can't i live in far away land. called florida. but we had fun.

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~AnimeMystic:iconAnimeMystic: Mar 21, 2008, 11:49:59 PM
OUUU...~draws a blank~......But yeah we should totaly hang out!

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: Mar 21, 2008, 11:48:37 PM
i know you! we were hanging out until my roommates freaked out on me and I moved. ::frown::

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~AnimeMystic:iconAnimeMystic: Mar 21, 2008, 11:25:15 PM Mood: Wow!
Wow never meet u before, assuming u go to ITT Tech! I ~caugh~ did :) But hey message me back sometime u seem fun to get to know :) especially since Shanella friend!

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~psplayer89:iconpsplayer89: Mar 11, 2008, 1:42:05 PM
ok:thumbsup:

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: Mar 11, 2008, 12:19:54 PM
uh.... yeah, you might wanna start with 90... it's been a while and i kinda forgot. ^__^

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~psplayer89:iconpsplayer89: Mar 11, 2008, 11:00:24 AM
i mean that epidsode :)

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~psplayer89:iconpsplayer89: Mar 11, 2008, 11:00:03 AM
oooohhh....i gotta find it then....

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~Caelhath:iconCaelhath: Mar 10, 2008, 7:54:44 PM
Go eagle go... you'd have to listen to mur lafferty's "Geek Fu Action Grip" show.

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~psplayer89:iconpsplayer89: Feb 25, 2008, 12:03:31 PM
hey:poke:

what's that go eagle go thing about:?

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