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No, I am Iron Man

Mon May 5, 2008, 3:28 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Watership Down
  • Reading: kyra's book
  • Watching: Shrek 2
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  • Eating: Nutrasystem.
  • Drinking: Earl Grey
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I had a good feeling about this movie when I found out that Robert Downey Jr was going to play the part of Tony Stark.

Iron Man
When watching the trailer for Iron Man on tv, I was a bit skeptical about the graphics. I can happily say that the theatrical experience of Iron Man is not a thing to miss. Some of the shots of the iron and gold suit rampaging in the desert were so realistic that I had a hard time telling if I was looking at an actual prop or the cg model. Were there actual props? I don't know. I couldn't tell. I can honestly say that for the first time in my life, I have been fooled by the eyeball. Except for that time in Mallrats when I couldn't see the schooner.

Gwenyth Paltrow, as some of you may recall, is madly in love with me, and she also appears in this movie as Iron Man's faithful personal assistant. Although she could have used some more air time, I am glad this didn't turn into a chick flick like Spiderman Three or any of the xMen movies, for that matter.

Here's a bit of spoiler for those of you that didn't stay through the credits. Tony Stark walks into his mansion on the cliff, and discovers that somebody has infiltrated his security. Standing in the shadows is none other than Samuel L Jackson wearing an eye patch. He introduces himself as Nick Fury of S.H.E.I.L.D. and alludes to something called the Avenger Initiative. The twenty fanboys scattered throughout the audience began giving 300-style war cries, and somebody was beheaded.

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I never really thought of the xmen flicks as chick ones, but I guess they have elements of that.

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Of course they are chick flicks. The entire story revolves around the Wolverine-Cyclops-Jean hullabaloo. And let's not forget about Rogue and Iceman's little problems. Iceman knocked Juno p and now Anna Paquin is like, "I'm never making another superhero movie again."

They were okay, yes, but not like a truly good action movie should have been. I mean, seriously, was there a love triangle in Commando? No. It was just Arnold, kicking ass, and claiming the title of Best Superhero Movie Ever Made and Best Documentary About Arnold's Spare Time. ^__^

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*Sigh* I guess I confirm that they are chick flicks since I like the first and second films a lot. I hated the third, because I felt it was a lot flatter. The fight scenes were cool, but the characters were written out very 1-dimensionally. Especially Jean with that Dark Phoenix thing going on. Too predictable, especially the end.

Never saw Commando. Was it good? I should probably watch it, haven't seen many Ahnold films.

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hehe, Commando was the first of what Hollywood likes to refer to as non-stop, adrenaline-fueled thrill rides- basically meaning it was the first real Action movie. Not a whole lot of dialogue and poignant shots to interfere with the violence. It's been about ten years since I've seen Commando, but I do remember enjoying the extreme cheese factor of the whole plot. I'm sure that better action movies have come along since then, but it was definitely one of a kind.

Anyhow, if chick flicks are your thing, I don't think you'll hate Iron Man, per se... it's just that the love story is played down enough that it doesn't jump in and provide the entire motivation for the events that unfold. If they make a sequel, then I would say that a love story wouldn't be a bad idea... if they save it for part three, well... that would be just as bad as having it in the second one. I mean, seriously- have you heard any rumors about a fourth Spiderman? I haven't. And they could definately do a fourth, or even a fifth. There's still the Crocodile guy and the vampire guy, and Carnage, and what about Spiderman vs The Hulk? You can't tell me that wouldn't be a great story. ^__^

All I know is that Superheroes + Love = Dead Bodies.

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Noooo, chick flicks aren't my thing, that's just it. It all depends on how storng the story writing is and how entertaining as well. If the story involves romance but still manages to have a point, that's okay too. I'm not really about the romance in most flicks. Most flicks make romance overexagerrated and . I want to see the next Hellboy movie!

I haven't heard any rumors of a 4th Spiderman, but if Sam Raimi's directing it again I'm not too hot on seeing it.

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I too am looking forward to the next Red movie. I loved the first one. If you ask me, that's a great romance movie! ^__^ I also love Del Toro's visual style. Have you seen Pan's Labyrinth?

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I love Del Toro's style too. But I haven't seen Pan's Labyrinth, didn't like the idea of watching some guy's face get bashed in, literally, so I could enjoy the visual style.

Grrr, I didn't really pay attention to the romance in the first Hellboy, although the fire girl was pretty cool. What was her name again?

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Selma Blair... she was Liz... I can't remember the last name. Liz works, though. She was definitely an awesome character. Much more human than "Johnny Flame!"

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Liz Sherman? I think that's her last name. It came to me this morning while I was going to town. Johnny Flame was from Fantastic Four right?

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